I'm faced today with the realisation that I'm incredibly unmotivated. Anything, anyone distracts me from medicine at the moment and I welcome it.

Boys are my current thing and distract me they do.

My car also needs its exhaust fixed because at the moment it sounds like a revved up speed-racer. It's rather embarrassing. If only I had a boyfriend, I would tell people it was his car and that it was compensation for his tiny weener.

The point of this blog was to think of something amusing to write about and thus provide me with a good excuse for not studying. It seems I have failed.