I was sitting in the group study areas of the library today, trying to email myself some work to print off later when a girl and a boy sat down at a table beside mine.
They were doing a group assignment and were randomly chatting most of the time but every now and then the girl would complain about itchy legs.
GIRL: God... my legs are itchy!
BOY: Keep them away from me.
Girl gets up to print off something and then races back.
GIRL: Can't forget those shoes.
BOY: Yeah, don't spread your fungus anywhere else!
Later.
GIRL: My legs are still really itchy!
BOY: Maybe it's an atypical presentation of an STD.
BOY2 (who's sitting behind me) laughs out loud.
BOY1: Oh, did I say that out loud.
I smirked a lot throughout this conversation.
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